What did the lioness saying to the lion on valentines day?
-"you're my maine man"
What did the jeans say to the khakis on valentines day?
-"my heart pants for you"
What did the math nerd say to his valentine on valentines day?
-" U+Me=Love"
What did one mint say to the other mint on Valentines day?
-"we were mint to be"
Knock Knock... Who's there? Pooch... Pooch who?
POOCH YOUR ARMS AROUND ME BABE!
Why'd the banana go out with a prune?
-"because he couldn't get a date"
One of my roommates just made this poem...
"The colors of Valentine's day are pink and red; so why then does my heart feel grey and dead."
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